Aclevo Executive Orders 7/21

by Carver Harrison last modified 2018-06-06T11:57:02-07:00
From when SpartBoi and RS tried to sound serious and professional but ended up looking like complete dorks.

ORGANIZATION OF ACLEVO EXECUTIVE ACTIONS TO WHICH TO THE PRESIDENT RATIFIED ON THE 21ST DAY OF JULY 2017 TO BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY

UPON THE APPROVAL OF THE IMPERATOR AND FOUNDER OF ACLEVO

THE PRESIDENT HAS DECIDED TO CALL INTO ACTION THE BASIS OF RESTRUCTURING ACLEVO TO ENSURE THE STABILITY OF THE ORGANIZATION OF ACLEVO UNDER THE TERMS OF THE IMPERATOR WHICH HE HAS BEEN RESTRAINED.

1ST ORDER

THE PEOPLE OF THE ORGANIZATION SHALL, SUBJECT TO THE APPROVAL OF THE DIRECTOR, FOR NO SHORTER THAN THE TIME OF FORTNIGHT, SHALL NOT TEMPORARILY FORFEIT HIS DUTIES FOR AN EXTENDED AMOUNT OF TIME AS PER THE BOARD. THE PEOPLE IN HIS, HER, OR THEIR QUESTION SHALL REPORT THEIR FUTURE ABSENT VIA THEIR SUBSIDIARY, TO WHOM HIS DUTY SHALL BE EXECUTED WITHIN HIS BRANCH TO REPORT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE ORGANIZATION PROMPTLY. FAILURE TO FULFILL THIS DUTY SHALL BE REPORTED TO THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT, FOR DISCIPLINARY ACTION APPROVED BY HIS IMPERATOR.

2ND, 3RD, AND 4TH ORDER

THE PEOPLE OF THE ORGANIZATION SHALL UPHOLD THEIR DUTY AS A CITIZEN OF THE ORGANIZATION TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITY WITHOUT MUTINY, AND SHOW THEIR DUE RESPECT TO HIS SUPERIORS. FAILURE TO UPHOLD THEIR DUTIES WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF THEIR IMMEDIATE SUPERIOR NOR ADEQUATE REASON OF AILMENT OR SUFFRAGE SHALL BE REPORTED TO THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT, FOR DISCIPLINARY ACTION APPROVED BY THE IMPERATOR. BY THE WAY, YOU WILL LEARN TO READ THIS LEGAL JARGON AND PRAISE IT FULLY. FAILURE TO RESPECT THE LEGAL JARGON WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION…  OUR ATTORNEYS MADE US REMOVE THE LAST PART.

Original Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19XZBxYUdB-sGzwuWvNsULunNbJf0jdVAmOE2MJLPC0g

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